well, he was such a sweetheart… but the craziest thing happened!
omg! He fucked you?
no! So basically, he comes in and he’s got the sweetest accent, like that cute London one, minus the poshness :) he’s very theatrical, cause he does something in a theatre, like a stage manager or something. that’s pretty much why he came to [city name] in the first place, it’s a work thing and he’s staying with a friend.
uhh, that’s odd!
yeah, but anyway, he comes in, and we get up, then we start making out, and I go down on him, I mean, he had a cute one, but bit thin
yeah hahah! So I start rimming him, and as I’m at it, I feel the strangest consistency in my mouth
no! shut up! don’t say it!
mhmmm, o h m y g o d I couldn’t believe it!! It was shit!
n o o o o o ! ! !!
yes!!! It wasn’t the taste as much as the consistency a h h h hhhh!!!
Oh my god! That’s fucking gross! What did you do?
I said ‘I think I need to go to the washroom, something got in my mouth’ a a a aaaaah!!
Fucking hell Tudor!!
I know!!! He did smell so nice though, like his aftershave was great, still have it on my finger, you wanna smell it?
ughhhh, stop it!!
Come on [girl’s name]!! It’s so nice, I’m telling you ;-)